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Male Sexuality Quiz:
How You Scored
190 and Above – King of Hearts
Congratulations. Unless you have some big-time skeletons in your closet, your
kids love you, your wife adores you, and everybody who knows you personally
is at least slightly in awe of you. So what if you look more like Yoda than
Hans Solo? Your wife wouldn’t trade you in for anyone. And, though your sex
life may not be especially frequent or set off fireworks all the time, it’s
very very good – much better, in fact, than that of the young hardbodies constantly
paraded across the movie screen. You’re as divorce-proof as a human being could
be. Live long and prosper.
150-189 – Prince Charming
You’re good. You’re very good. But you still have your share of angry days,
nights spent on the couch or times when your partner lies next to you, lonelier
than if you were on another continent. Sure she’s at fault, too, maybe more
than you are. But in your heart of hearts you know you could do better, especially
since you’re already doing pretty well. If you did, you’d feel better than you
thought you could.
100-149 – Knight in Rusting Armor
There’s trouble on your ranch. Things go from pretty good to purgatory, sometimes
in a matter of minutes. And it’s happening more often these days. You’re wondering
how your life got to look like a bad R&B or country-and-western song.
Cheer up. The love you have with your wife or partner is still there, though it may
be buried. There are just some things your mom and dad didn’t teach you about
keeping it alive and healthy for the long haul. With a little education, a little work, and a little luck,
this song can have a happy ending.
50-99 – Love Rookie
The bottom-line: Unless you get your batting average up, sooner or later you’re
going to get benched. Possibly a number of times, as long as you continue to
blame the women in your life for not appreciating what a superstar you are.
Or maybe one of them will keep you around. But she (and probably your kids as
well) will see you as strictly minor-league material in their lives.
But you definitely don’t have to
stay this way. You can become a
star in the eyes of your wife and kids. The key, as always, is dedication, some
good coaching, drop a few bad habits, and practice, practice…
Under 50 – Toad
Hope you have a team of good lawyers and lots of money to pay them. You’re
going to need it
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